Thursday, March 6, 2008

Battle of the Booty Jams

Most of these tunes will be familiar to you already, so watching the music video isn't necessary. But damn if it isn't funny! In some cases, I elected to embed the "clean" version of the song...which is to say, it's as "clean" as my thoughts are when someone mentions Rachel Bilson (off the record...yes, I have seen full episodes of The O.C. ...and enjoyed them). What I'm really trying to say is...this might serve as my first NSFW post depending on your employer. I guess I shouldn't necessarily be excited about this fact...but I am.

"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

I like...this song and I cannot lie. I'm willing to bet that at least half of you reading this know ALL the lyrics to this song. Hopefully I am not the first person to tell you this...but that is really lame.

"BOOTAY" by Spank Rock & Benny Blanco

I warned you. This is the most recently released booty jam. According to Rolling Stone magazine, the female rapper featured in this video, Santogold, is going to to be the next big thing. Your welcome for keeping you cool. Just make sure you say you heard it here first.

"Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child

I don't think I can handle this. And I KNOW I'm not ready for that "jelly." However, Stevie Nix does make a 3-second cameo right at the beginning, which is pretty cool.

"My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas

Whenever I hear this song I can't help but think of the hunchback of Notre Dame...and apparently I'm not the only one (this is really really lame).

Final Verdict: Baby Got Back (6 vs. 2 vs. 0 vs. 0)

5 comments:

Alice said...

I have to vote for the origniator of the booty songs - it's just so out there! There's no game, no seduction, it's just plain and simple. Also by far the best video.

Big Sexy said...

Goddamn you, Herberg. Four fucking worthless videos you made me watch! (Actually, I could only make it through the first minute of each before I was so repulsed I had to stop watching... so maybe my vote is made with only partial knowledge.)

Anonymous said...

This is a no-brainer.

Julia said...

I'm going to vote for the new kid on the block. Any video with women that remind me of both Dieter from SNL and the queen of England gets my vote.

Erik said...

Plus the new kid on the block makes ass sound so classy by calling it BOOTAY. I bet he drinks Cristal with his pinky finger in the air.