Friday, February 15, 2008

Bit-O-Honey vs. Tootsie Roll

We've all been there. You wake up 15 minutes late. You rush in and out of the shower, brush your teeth, and throw on clothes you hope match once you get into the light. You weave in and out of bumper-to-bumper traffic, saving 30-seconds of commute time, and earning yourself three well-deserved middle fingers. Kudos, you've made it to work on time!

There's only one problem. You missed breakfast and you have a meeting in 15 minutes. Sneaking into the company kitchen, you hope to find leftover donuts or bagels, but no dice. Your only hope of staving off hunger pangs and embarrassing stomach gurgles now is...yeah, that's right...the company candy bowl.

While power walking to the candy bowl, you suddenly salivate, dreaming of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, bite-sized Snickers, and mini-bags of Skittles. Unsurprisingly, those are no where to be found once you reach the bowl. After a minute of sifting and intense prayer, your hopes are dashed and you are left with two options...Bit-O-Honey vs. Tootsie Rolls. Which do you choose to stuff your face with?

Final Verdict: Tootsie Rolls (4 vs. 3)

2 comments:

Lil Nill said...

Is it insulting that I think Erik's referring to me? Except I eat breakfast first, and my office is classy - we get dark chocolate hershey's.

Anonymous said...

This one is simple: Toosie Rolls... you can eat twice as many of those. Stupid Bit o Honey is so hard to chew, you'd be eating one for half of the meeting and probably drooling all over your tie. I hate being right all the time.